It's been so long ever since I last posted O:
And exam's here, I was stressing my braincells today.
Tomorrow's maths, and I've got no hope, or maybe a little, in passing.
So as they've said, you'd retain if you fail either maths or english, or even both . That's the new syllabus.
Actually it's really shocking you see, I used to have boarder line passes for my english and usually prep works like newspaper articles are my only cons. It's really horrible D:
And I was disturbing Joey today , he's so mean to girls !
Look at the way he talks to them, oh gosh..

I had a meeting at my Mac outlet today, and there's this new game coming up.
It's called Monopoly McDonalds Singapore ._.
Sad to say, crew members or staffs can't join in.
It's really fun and worth, as each Meal you buy you get 2 coupons, so as to say you upsize it and you get 4 of it .
Inside has prizes worth of $50,000 O: !
Cruises to Malacca... Vouchers of $500 from ToyRrus...
But what I'm aiming for is that iTouch, which requires 2 brown coupons.
Maybe I should just go to other outlets and act as a non-crew and get a coupon and just keep collecting until I get what I wanted and ask one of my friend to claim it for me :x
They must be trustable, though .
Muahahhaha geography sucks to the core.
It was terrible D:
I was writing so happily about the factors affecting the volume of the river, and the rest of the questions about rivers.
So at the back it was about Developement ,
that stupid human developement index.
I was stressing at one corner of the classroom, and messing my hair as if there's no tomorrow.
Bio was goooood.
I told my mom to wake me at 5.30am and I started leaving home at 6.30am, so I went studying at the bus stop and in the bus and opposite school and when I reached class.
It sure was worthwhile , as those that I memorised and looked through were those that were tested :D
Thank God for that , it's wonderful ^^v
So that's all to keep my blog alive , bye peepos .

Hello, been cashier again today.
Suck suck suck! But the good thing was that I've buddied Ivan and they asked me to do fries :D
It's my very first time, *winks*
I was shaking it and my manager was asking me to stop chopping it.....
Okay fine, back to cashier.
What's wrong with the customers these days ?!
One has been ordering Mc Chicken meal and when I've returned her her change she was like telling me "can I have my Mc Spicy without lettuce?"
I was like asking her "so you want McSpicy or McChicken?"
She said she had ordered McSpicy not McChicken D:
I felt like some dumb shit who can't talk back.
Alright and there's even a more jialat one,
I was like asking her if she wanted chilli for her takeaway,
she told me she wanted more and she wanted ketchup too.
So I gave her more chilli and some ketchup, she scolded me D:
"YOU GIVE ME SO MANY CHILLI FOR WHAT, I TOLD YOU I WANTED KETCHUP RIGHT"
Alright fine fine, and she said the ketchup was dirty, and it's meant to be clean because it's meant to be new. So she scolded me again D:
"WHY IS YOUR KETCHUP SO DIRTY? CAN YOU GIVE ME A TISSUE TO CLEAN MY HAND"
Alright fine fine again, she was lucky I didn't ask her to take from the contiment centre okay.
Stupid lah, then she wanted an orange juice in medium, but I heard as coke, because she only told my runner what she wanted, not me.
So in the end I got scoldings again D:
"I'VE ALREADY SAID I WANTED AN ORANGE JUICE, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME COKE? AND NOW YOU'RE ASKING ME TO PAY ANOTHER 85 CENTS? WHAT IS THIS?"
Aw shit them.
So from that point onwards I was like telling my manager "she irritating sia"
And I kept slamming drawers.
My boss had no other choice, so he pulled me into the kitchen and asked me what happened.
I complained and I almost wanted to tear down McDonalds .
What's wrong with them ?!
He told me "Wah I see you slam drawer ah I call you come in kitchen liao"
So what's the plan now? I hate counters, so the main thing now to avoid being a cashier is to slam drawers ! Yeah ^^v
That AhFan and Hadi and Justin came today D:
He asked for a Doublecheese, and a Mc chicken, and a doublecheese again, which means there are two doublecheese. Hais, and a Mc chicken again, and a double again, so there's 3 doublecheese and 2 mc chickens, and 1 apple pie.
Alright and I asked if they wanted 5 chillis.
He wanted 6 this time, so I gave them 7.
He said he only wanted 6, not 7, so I took 1 away.
And this time AhFan voiced out and said I took his chilli away, and that made him upset.
Awwwwwww
I'm going to the zoo ~
count down count down count down ! 2.47am now, ^^v
Alright, did you watch the news yesterday ?
There was this stall in India I think, or somewhere, it's named Mc Curry.
McDonalds was therefore angry, and wanted to sue them.
So the lawyers said, "It was totally unreasonable, because they are unhappy just because of the two letters infront 'MC' and there's no similarity of what they are selling, and it's not fast food at all."
When I reached home after work my mom was like "HAHAHAHAHA MC CURRY"
I thought she was kidding... But it came out to be true D:
Stupid indians, copyrighting mcdonalds name.
Oh yah, I made an aunty fall down yesterday D:
I was really guilty, and I didn't mean it T_T
I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN IT AT ALL.
I was like doing the Initiator and she was an assembler and she was bringing the tray of McSpicy to the Vats and she tripped onto my leg and she fell forward and her hat fell off her head and she started falling more seriously and I wanted to reach out to her to prevent her fall but I was TOO LATEEEEEEEE.....
It was horrible man !
I was like helping her up, and she said she was ok.
I kept saying I was sorry and kept apologising nonstop.
And then suddenly her hand bled, and I was like running to the counter and telling the mananger, "SAMUEL SAMUEL SHE BLEEDING LIAO SHE BLEEDING LIAO. HOW ?! HOW?! OMG I'M GONNA GO TO JAIL I'M GOING TO JAIL OMG"
Hai, so from that day on Samuel kept calling me, "Hello, make people fall down 1"
And then there was this aunty telling me "haha you make her fall down, today she on MC leh"
I feel so bad T_T
It wasn't on purpose D:
Alright fine, I'm going to bed now, it's 2.55am already.
I'm gonna see animals tomorrow! hahahahaha.
Bye peepos (:

Hais, freak those cashier days.
Just had an encounter today, and it was horrible.
This woman came to my counter and came asking for an Iced Latte, without ice.
So let me just tell you the process and the making of the ICED LATTE.
First we take the cup that's specially made for only iced latte,
and we fill it over the brim with ice.
Means now the whole cup is filled with ice.
We have to put it at the machine which makes latte,
firstly there's milk and secondly the hot latte.
Hot latte is hot, therefore it MELTS the ice.
So after freezing, of course it's liquid state eh?
That amount of WATER mixed with the latte that was made will be the amount of iced latte we'd sell out.
So let me tell you this, she asked for it without ice.
I didn't know what to say, so I just said it can't be without ice,
whether she wanted a hot latte.
She said she didn't want a hot one, so I've got no other choice to call my manager to settle this stupid situation.
And she scolded me ):
The customer told my manager she wanted less ice, not no ice.
So I've got those scoldings for nothing, but that was really nothing.
The worst thing was that I actually put the ice into the cup infront of her.
I filled it to the brim with ice, she said it was too much(but it was supposed to be like that D:)
so I poured out a little, which left 3/4 of the cup, she said a little lesser.
so I poured out a little again, which left with half the cup, she said less ice.
So I poured it out for the last time, she said it was okay.
And we started putting it under the machine and it started making latte.
We put sugar syrup, and we gave it to her.
You should know what the result was, because with so less ice, it's so freaking obvious the amount of latte inside would be only 3/4 of the cup right ?!
She said "I paid $3.50 for this and this is what I get?"
Oh freak her.
I even called my boss to come and talk to her, well she just won't listen.
Okay let's move on.
There's this really irritating one, who won't ever ever and never understands what I say.
She came telling me she wants a happy meal for takeaway.
So I asked, "Do you want nuggets or cheeseburger?"
She said, "How much?"
I asked again, "if you choose nuggets is $4.65, cheeseburger would be $4"
She said, "har, happy meal how much?"
I was starting to flare up ._.
For the very last time, I said "there are two prices. You want nugget or cheeseburger?"
SHE SAID "I want take away, for take away"
hais.
Let's not talk about that anymore.
Knocked off at 10pm today, was supposed to be 9pm.
Hahs, after work I went to play lan with GuanHong and Daniel.
And there's this really irritating guy there, whom snatches my game everytime.
It's freaking annoying, really.
But it was fun, because I was shooting Daniel down with my machine gun.
And there he was, throwing smoke bombs at me D:
and yet getting himself into the smoke too.
So we had enough of guns, I've decided to play knives.
We were there happily stabbing each other......
Throwing bombs..........
and suddenly there's this guy in the same lan, he came in, with a gun.
So he was there around shooting us merrily without us noticing.
And we were shouting "USE KNIFE ONI USE KNIFE ONI"
well, he didn't listen.
He was still shooting us D:
So we kept stabbing him, hiak hiak :D
but the bad thing was that we can't last that long because we would be shot down by him anytime, any minute.
and there, "aiya use gun la use gun la"
so 3 against 1, "Counter Terrorist wins"
narb, who ask him don't use knife in the first place.
it was fun anyway, took the last bus home with GuanHong XD
I'll have to go now , bye peeps.

JianHao's trying to sell off his iTouch, conditions and stuffs should be alright lah.
If there's any interest in you of it, contact him at www.fatesajoke.blogspot.com :D
Alright, life's been better these days .
My english has finally improved, which I got A2 and the top in class. Ho yeah ^^v
So now I'm trying to aim for Maths and Biology, which would cause me a bomb of time for me to study for these coming days.
And that schedule manager always ask me to work, don't want work also must work.
I'm gonna resign soon if I'm not wrong, I'm lovin' it O:
So this Wilson came to my workplace and came telling my collegue that the coke tastes weird.
Sure enough, we changed it for him and made my manager taste all the cokes that were present ._.
Everytime put me at counter, really sucks sia.
I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter I hate counter.
I've learnt to play Big 2 today :D
It sure was fun, because I've never lost. Muahaha !
I'm gonna go now, goodbye (:

Hello ! I'm back again.
I've broken up with Bryan Ang Zhan Yao already,
but actually I feel better like that (:
Because every single day I've to worry,
if he'll ever leave me for another girl outside.
Now everything's alright, because I've finally realised Joey was better ^^v
Seriously, thanks to that relationship I had with ZhanYao,
I've also realised that I cherish Joey more now.
Hahs, I'm so gonna fail my art ._.
As teacher has said, I've got the talent but I don't have the heart.
So all I said to her during art class today was "Art sucks!"
After the lesson has ended, she told me to apologise for what I've said.
I didn't, and I repeated it again, and she said she's gonna deduct 9 marks.
So I'd rather save those marks than being stubborn,
and just lie to myself for a moment that I love art.
Dear Daddy God, you gave me the wrong talent ):
But it's totally alright, just don't take it away from me, I'd try my best to love it :x
After dismissal today, I was opposite the school.
What happened was that Said actually wanted to talk to me,
but I was listening to songs with my earpiece.
What he actually thought was that both of my ears were with the earpiece,
so he kept telling me to take it off so I could hear him talk.
But I didn't take it off, because I still could hear what he was trying to say,
the fact was only one of my ear was with the earpiece.
So he said "Germaine stupid" and I heard everything,
until I turned my head and he saw another of my ear that it has no earpiece on it.
He starting giggling, yeah, so I giggled back and thought it was funny.
Hai, exams are coming ):
And anyway, I've been such a good kid these days ^^v
I used to be home like around 11 or so,
but now I'm home when it's only 5.11pm :D
I made a lovely lovely little cake for Boey Wong,
well it was made up of m&m chocolates, Oreo bits, and vanilla chocolate with a float cake.
What I did was that I put the vanilla chocolate in a glass,
and I left it in the toaster to melt it :x
The most horrible thing I did was that I actually tried to put the oreo in a bowl and tried crushing them into smaller pieces with a spoon, but to no avail eh .
So I've got no other choice but to put them on a board and use a chopper to crush it like how people smash their onions to open it.
And there was me, pressing down the chopper and them chopping the oreos away :x
After the chocolate melted, I found a cardboard and sticked it like a cone shape,
and pour the melted vanilla into it, and drew words on that little little cake :D
muahahaha, it looks nice to me anyway.
Now I'm gonna learn a new song with my guitar,
so so, tatas ! ('''\(;...;)/''')

hello people, I'm UPDATING my blog.
These days has been totally shit days.
I skipped school and my mom found out, just because Mr Wan called her.
So she went on and on when the scoldings until she came back late at night and wanted to
talk to me ._.
okay, so now Joey wong wants to apply for home-study just because I don't want to walk that
freaking staircase.
It's a long story anyway.
yesterday miss peng confiscated my phone away, because I was using it in class.
But before that she kept asking me to study the assignments because after 10 minutes there'll
be a Geography test .
So coincidentially, I was using the phone and she took it away.
I just give lor, and I lent a textbook from ZhiWei and studied for that short little 5minutes.
It was worthwhile anyway, because for that 35 minutes test I'd answered all questions because of that 5 minutes of study :x
Yeah, but after the test Miss Peng said she should have confiscated my phone earlier.
nowadays with Yanyan, Hanling, Phyllis, Junhao, Tina and Byran .
Nothing much to say, just some stuffs that cannot be posted in this bloggg ^^v
And Mr Neo kept saying I scolded him on THIS blog.
Since when I scold him sia.. I merely said "Hi Mr Neo, I know you're reading my blog now" that's all ._.
So each and everytime I walk past him he'll say the same thing.
used to it already.
So many taiji nowadays. Especially this Vanessa Teo has got nothing to do.
Made all of us come down and made troubles big, in the end at first the other party has already apologised.
She never say, den keep make us scold them.
Very sad sia nowadays ): I guess I should make a private blog already x.x
Or maybe not, because Mr Neo says that he has a special programme to hack in private blogs :x
I guess I don't have much to say anymore, so I guess I'll just end stuffs here (:
bye people .

I guess stuffs just got its way here.
I'm really sorry, but I hope you'll stay happy each and everyday.
Stop faking smiles infront of me, I don't like it.
It's my fault that you ended up like this. So cheer up (: (:

HELLLLLL OW!
I was sick like since Saturday,
should be poisoned by those little burgers.
And when I told my manager I'm on MC leave till end of holidays,
he went "HARRRR??!!?!?!" until the whole phone and I was laughing like siao.
You see, I was having fun at Joey's brother's chalet and didn't bother to eat anything,
and then I had mac chicken and mac chicken again and lastly mac chicken,
that's how I ended up in the hospital.
Actually the hospital was way too ridiculous,
because I was just vomitting for the 2nd time and my mom called the ambulance.
And those paramedics came rushing up into my house and asking this and that,
and I was answering like somekind of criminal.
After that they asked me to sit on this orangy chair,
I guess you should know what happened next.
So overall I've vomitted for seven times, it's very sick, really ):
And and I've got 3 jabs in total.
I used to be scared of injections but now that I'm actually working at mac donalds, I'm not that afraid anymore .
Wanna know why ?! Because I must have this jab before I can work there.
From that point on injections are nothing to me, HAHH .
And I did not eat for 3 days during those vomitting times,
and that's not a hard thing to do.
Because I totally had no appetite ):
It sounds sad actually, but I was really not that hungry :x
So after being trapped in the house for days,
I went ice skating at kallang yesterday :x
AND MY STUPID HAMSTER RAN AWAY
you know because of that Jobella and I had to scream and shout about,
and my grandma asked "What are you finding?"
And I was digging under my bed with a little dustbin, shouting "finding hamster"
Jobella laughed, and I don't know why.
So I scolded her carrying Squeaky, yeah that's my hamster's name.
And she said she did not carry him.
I said "If you never carry den how he run away sia"
She said "He bite me den I swing swing and swung him away"
And there he went running like somekind of mad-ham.
Hais, he climbed in that hole under my bed, that kinda shock me in a way.
Back to iceskating .
We were playing catching again, until someone told me "Hey can you tell your friend to skate another direction"
Yeah that was funny
Before that we took bus 11 there .
So it was my first time taking my bus, I said it was kind of cute .
Because it's like two little sticks, first time see this number
I mean, for a bus number .
And after we got out skates , we left our bags and shoes in the locker.
I can tell you it was freaking funny because we had a hard time stuffing in our bags,
ended up that locker was spoilt.
So we laughed and laughed and we bo bian change locker lor
And we have to stuff all our stuffs in again, and we took whatever we need.
And we put the $1 in, and we took the key and went.
So this time, she asked, "Shit the glove in our bag"
SO WE WENT BACK AND OPEN THE LOCKER AGAIN
And then this time we have to take everything out again and have those gloves out of our bags.
This time I ask her, "nothing else already rite?"
She said , "I think so."
So we closed the locker and we wasted 2 bucks in total.
After the whole 2 hours skate we went to City Hall and had our ways lost .
I actually brought her to the esplanade rooftop and had sightseeing,
then we went walking around like some idiots.
I wanted to bring her to Clark Quay but I lost my way, so.
And she pronounced Quay as KUEY.
I said "stop pronouncing it the wrong way "
Because Kuey is like chicken in hokkien.
So there was this sign board saying "Collyen Quay"
I wanted to kid with her and also said Collyen kuey.
Hai, so funny T_T
Okay so we walked around and had sight seeing from esplanade to Suntec City.
And know what? We don't know our way home.
Therefore I called my friend and asked for help.
I asked, "Hey you know how to get out of Suntec?"
He asked, "Which part are you in now?"
I said, "Mac donalds"
He asked, "Suntec got mac donald meh?"
Aw man, from this point I knew he can't help.
So we figured our way out and walked for rounds.
In the end we cabbed back to city hall, the point where we ALL started.
And there we went home (:
Awww I love steadstead :D
There, I'll stop here .
Bye people !

Hello, once again.
Hahs I've been to that freaking sauna at Simei Green condo yesterday.
You know people go in so that they sweat and they slim down ?
Believe it or not I've sat in there for 45 minutes and not even a single drip of freaking sweat came out.
HowYing and the rest were like as if they were soaked or something, when I'm the one that sat in there for extra 15 minutes.
I'm the only one that came out dry ._.
You see, I sweat so little that I must run at least 2 rounds of that stadium or more then I'll have that little drip of sweat coming out of my dry little skin.
Rare rare me.
Ok let's talk about mc donalds.
Some customers came to buy mac today, and I shall not say out their names.
I shall just give these little clues,
the first one's name starts with mou-haa-mard,
and the second one, let's just say FAN.
At least they've improved! For not asking for 5 curry and 5 chilli.
I'm really touched, really.
And some customers wrote compliments about Wei De, WanFang and I :x
Well I don't really know what that customer wrote but it sure was refreshing XD
Though I was tired, once I heard of it I've got like full energy to serve those hungry customers .
Oh yes yes yes , there's one more thing .
I've watched monsters vs aliens in 3D.
It's freaking real ! Like as if it's coming OUTT
Duh ._. that's why it's called 3D
Okay I'm sleepy already (:
Goodnight peeeeepols .